dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
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