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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with

(217): View more from Illinois

well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment

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(+44): View more from England

Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out

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(606): View more from Kentucky

I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.

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(773): View more from Illinois

I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.

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(937): View more from Ohio

can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.

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