And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
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i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
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He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
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