do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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