But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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