Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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