There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I think I sprained my soul last night
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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