Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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