its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
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As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
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On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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