Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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