I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
My hand turned me down
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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