butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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