oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
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You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
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You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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