I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
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I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
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I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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