I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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