I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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