STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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