do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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