You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
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Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
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Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I touched a dick in church today
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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