You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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