About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
you would pick up someone in the library
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
Randomize
