we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
