I heard we made out
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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