i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
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my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
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How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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