people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
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