Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
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Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
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Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
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