before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
ttyl tear gas
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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