My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
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I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
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I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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