So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Girls should come with a carfax report
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is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
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we need to invent and abuse teleportation
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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