Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
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Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
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I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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