So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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