she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
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Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
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somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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