is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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