Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
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So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
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He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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