HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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