we need to drink 2009 down the drain
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
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I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
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So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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