is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
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This show inspires me to have sex in space
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
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Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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