This girl is more easily done than said...
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
