The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
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Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
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rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
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