Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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