I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
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I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
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He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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