I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
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Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
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I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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