My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
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Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
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Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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