Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
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vagina is talking i cant
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
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YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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