bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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