Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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