hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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