it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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