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I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
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Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
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I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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