Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
