Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
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