STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
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the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
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I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
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