found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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