It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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