The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
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i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
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What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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