I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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