What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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